Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not fucking blue.
videohall: Duck Chase: “All I can think of is “Are you my mother?” That little thing can run! That is definitely the cutest thing I’ve seen today. The chirpy whistles and playful attitude are just great. TIL little ducks can run full speed and stop on a dime. This just made my day!
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
Have you ever been so broke that the bank charges you money, for not having...– Louis C.K (via what-is-this-i-dont-even)